All I Want For Christmas…

… is nothing.

Okay… I want world peace and an end to famine, war, discrimination, pain, suffering and the other usual fodder of beauty pagent contestants. (Cuz you KNOW I’m beauty queen material with the dark circles under my eyes, spare tire round my middle, and ass that jiggles as I strut to the store to buy more chips… I’m beauty, baby, and nothing but…)

Seriously though. I have everything I want and need. Two great kiddos (even if one could stand to sleep a little a lot more,) a spouse who adores me and whom I adore in return, a great family back home: I’ve got it all. Sure, I’d like there to be less animosity between certain family members and I’d like to have my children closer to their grandparents, aunts, uncles, and cousins. All in all though, we’ve got a wonderful life.

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